I was procrastinating on some IS work, and hunting around my library for something to gaze at. I found a flow chart titled “Book Week”. “Oh, OK,” I thought, “let’s read it.” Unsurprisingly, the first item is “Books”. That makes sense. The next item is “Teachers”. Teachers do like people to read books, so that also makes sense. The third item? “Food”. Hey, wait — teachers are food?!