I think the picture is self-explanatory.
And I still haven’t eaten breakfast.
A graphical depiction of my day
Why is this so popular?
Due to the dodginess of my phone, the subject of this picture may be unclear. Just in case you can’t see properly, I’ll tell you that the subject of this photo is shoes. Actually, let me be more specific. The subject of this photo is two pairs of shoes. Hanging over a power line.
“How strange,” you may think. “Oh well, at least you got to see it before they got taken down.”
I’m sorry, misguided visitor. This is no isolated incident. All over my suburb, a campaign rages to throw everyone’s shoes over the power lines. Almost wherever I walk, I see these shoes tied together, hanging above the street like lynch victims. What is the purpose of this? What do the throwers achieve? You can’t tell me that they get a thrill from throwing shoes around like this!
The abundance of high-flying shoes in my neighbourhood leaves me to ponder one (important) question, though. Is this actually a massive thing worldwide that I must have been living under a rock to miss, or is it just my suburb being weird and wonderful as always?
Who passes as a mayor in Voinesti?
Yes, I am alive. To prove this, I would like to draw your attention to a short article recently published by the BBC: Romania village elects dead mayor. The reasoning behind these votes appears to be as follows:
“I know he died, but I don’t want change,” one villager told Romanian TV.
Ah, BBC. Thank you for enlightening me with this useful information.